*Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*
Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.
Me: I know a few words in latin
Teacher: That would be?
Me: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
Teacher: What about hello?
Me: What no i dont know how
Teacher: Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
(Source: isntthatwizard, via winchesters-take-trenzalore)